location: Emma Peel Bonus Disc (also available in the 17-disc 2006 Emma PeelCollector’s Megaset but not the 16-disc 2001 Emma Peel Megaset)
airdate: 27 May 1961
We begin with a shot of (probably) a real building – which then gives way to a shot of a model building inside the real building.
It’s an apt symbol to kick off an episode in which everybody is putting on some sort of false front. Jeremy de Willoughby (essentially an updated version of P&P’s George Wickham, and the similarity in names may be no coincidence) feigns love for Marilyn Waller while hiding his true mercenary intentions; Marilyn hides from her father, Thomas Waller, her plans to elope with Willoughby, while the father hides from his daughter his criminal connections, and specifically his plans to have Willoughby beaten to a pulp.
The good guys do likewise, beating the bad guys through trickery rather than force (well, for the most part) – convincing one criminal that his neck is broken, and another that a hypodermic is filled with acid, and finally bringing in an actress to persuade Marilyn that Willoughby has abandoned his sainted mother and so is unsuitable as a husband. Steed in particular morphs so effortlessly from one role to the next (helpful friend, menacing captor, gay chaperone) as to leave us wondering whether anything we see of him is genuine.
“The Frighteners” is the last surviving episode of season 1, and our (though not the original audience’s) first encounter with Steed. He’s a darker, more ambiguous figure than the Steed we’ll know later: not yet the central figure, but rather a mysterious trickster who lurks in the margins of the narrative, intervening unexpectedly when necessary. Keel is the sorcerer’s apprentice, who gets chided by Steed for trying to tackle, on his own, some risky trickery that Steed feels Keel isn’t quite ready for. (When Sydney Newman suggested that Steed’s clothing was boring, Macnee responded by abandoning his leather jacket for a dandified ensemble complete with bowler and umbrella.)
The title “The Frighteners” is multiply ambiguous. First, to “put the frighteners on” somebody is, in British usage (I explain for my North American readers), simply to scare or intimidate them; despite what the wording might suggest, it doesn’t imply sending other people to do the scaring. But second, Waller does send other people to do his scaring for him, and so the thugs he hires are themselves literal “frighteners.” Finally, Steed and Keel through their trickery become “frighteners” themselves, as they manage to scare Waller’s frighteners into giving up information on Waller; scare Waller into not hiring any more frighteners; and – through their truth-within-a-lie illusion – cause Marilyn to become scared of Willoughby.
Some of Steed’s and Keel’s trickery is morally problematic. When Steed in effect threatens to torture a captured prisoner, Keel’s criticism is rather mild: “no more applied psychology – not on the premises.” The final deception involving the actress is fair sauce for Willoughby, but a paternalistic trick on Marilyn. Indeed, Marilyn is never allowed a single autonomous choice; she begins as the dupe of Willoughby, becomes the prisoner of her father, and ends as the dupe of Steed and Keel. All the same, the protagonists’ reliance on trickster-heroics rather than weapons gives them a moral distance from their opponents, who lovingly fondle their brass knuckles (Moxon, Deacon) or their more abstract corporate equivalents (Waller).
Willoughby’s mistake, by the way, when the actress impersonating his mother is introduced, is to act the way one would expect him to act if her story is true. Rather than turning his back on her in embarrassment, he should have relentlessly quizzed her as to who she was and who she was working for – which might have dampened Marilyn’s suspicions.
One of the delights of the episode is “the Deacon,” a crime boss played by Willoughby Goddard (not to be confused Willoughby the character). The Deacon, ensconced in his hideout behind a literal false front, gets many of the best lines (often to the accompaniment of Beethoven’s Pastoral Symphony).
Some of these play with analogies between crime and politics The Deacon tells one of his thugs who’s worried about getting another crime on his rap sheet: “Thinking of retiring, Moxon? That’s laziness for you – that’s the welfare state.” He warns the same thug not to beat up the wrong target with the words “We don’t want to go wasting expensive treatment on the wrong taxpayer,” and considers what to do “if the patient doesn’t respond to treatment.” In short, the Deacon is using the socialised medicine of which he apparently disapproves as a metaphor for his own criminal enterprise. (Steed continues this medicine analogy when discussing the “therapeutic value to the patient” of being beaten up.)
The Deacon is also fond of analogies between crime and business, as when he describes himself and Waller as fellow executives having to deal with annoying “little people,” or jokes about listing the need to beat people up as an expense on one’s income tax. (Steed again joins in when noting that there’s “more to takeover bids than the polite board meeting,” though this time he may have in mind actual rather than analogical connections.) But the Deacon, as befits his title, can stretch as well to Biblical metaphors, exhorting his thugs to “smite the Egyptian, smite him hip and thigh” (an amalgamation of Exodus 12:23 with Judges 15:8), and to pagan metaphors too, as when he calls his thugs his “gladiators.”
As with the unseen dog-stroking villain in “Hot Snow,” the Deacon’s possession of a parrot suggests an anticipation of the Bond movies (the scriptwriter for this episode, Berkely Mather, would go on to be one of several contributors to the screenplay of Dr. No the following year), as does the cash register’s secret key combination that opens the hidden door to Deacon’s lair. The use of the parrot might also be inviting us to connect the Deacon with Sydney Greenstreet, if we’re allowed to run together The Maltese Falcon’s Greenstreet-the-cultured-and-garrulous-crime-boss (albeit somewhat more affable than the Deacon) and Casablanca’s Greenstreet-with-a-parrot.
We get a bit more witty banter in this episode than in “Girl on the Trapeze” – and not just from the Deacon. For example Keel, when told by Steed “Good of you to come,” replies “So I thought too.” Later on Steed, when asked “Can’t you read?” as he forces his way past a “Closed” sign, replies: “I suffer under the disability of a public school education.” (In America, “public” schools are state schools, and the joke would be about declining educational standards in such schools; but in Britain “public” schools are private schools, traditionally associated with the upper class, and the joke, I suspect, is double, with the real joke “that’s why I learned to barge in as if everywhere were my property” concealed in the false-front joke “that’s why I didn’t learn to read.”)
It is finally settled that Wilson is indeed a nurse (and strongly hinted that she is in love with Keel).
Those who recall the show’s later ban on black characters and uniformed policemen will be struck by the appearance of both in immediate sequence here.
The cool manner in which Keel faces down Waller’s bluster when visiting his office is enjoyable, though the slight Keel’s victory in arm-wrestling over the beefy Waller is a bit surprising.
Steed’s suggestion that Keel (Ian Kendry) “give the police surgeon the night off” is a nod to Kendry’s previous series, Police Surgeon.
Nigel the guitar-playing con man is a fun character; one wishes he had more screen time.
The way the two leads stop to pet cats and talk to birds is rather charming.
Is that a sketch of the Florence Duomo in Willoughby’s apartment?
Is that a sketch of the Florence Duomo in Willoughby’s apartment?
The episode ends as the show will go on, with the celebratory pouring of alcohol (though not yet champagne).
Speaking of which: until next time, keep the champagne cold and your bowler on!